Toys!

I felt I needed a section to just be a bit about me, so I wrote this here.  I should move this to a different domain, but I'm lazy.

So about me:

I love toys; boats, trucks, paragliders.

Here is my truck that some of my friends have called the "Pink Panther" or by some of the smart asses "Redneck Barbie Truck".



The other guy I work with can't stand the fact that it's pink and has even offered to pay for a shitty paint job so it won't be pink anymore.  I guess I'm just more secure in my masculinity.

Don't let the pink fool you.  It's a beast. (77 Dodge Power Wagon)   It has a 360 in it and it will climb some brutal terrain.



Still, this is a hill that I can't get over when it's raining.  I love popping over this because it's the worst part of the trail.






That other truck was awesome until my friend rolled it coming back from the Titty Bar in Wyoming.  It's still a beast and they guy who drives it is nuts.

You can get to some pretty cool places with a nice 4-wheel drive truck, like the top of some cliffs.






I'm having a bonfire here this summer. Who's going to come stop me?

And then there's the boat

If you ever needed a reason to ask a girl for her number, a boat is the way to go.

 

When you have a boat, everyone wants to come.  If you ask a girl on the boat, the answer is always "yes" and they always come out in a bikini.



It's true that boats are a hole in the water that you throw money into:



But isn't it worth it?



I know for me it is.